18 Reasons Cats Think Humans Are Terrible At Being Cats
They just want to help us out. Inspired by this scientific cat discovery.
1. “I’m not trying to spook you with this, but I’m really concerned with your hunting abilities.”
4. “This isn’t me bullying you, alright, this is me trying to save you from a lifetime of social shame because you never learned how to crawl correctly.”
7. “What do you mean these cords go to something important?? Cords are for playing!”
8. “I’m firmly against water staying in glasses. Firmly against it. Stop putting water in things. It deserves to be free.”
9. “Things are much easier to reach if they’re no longer on the shelf. They belong on the floor.”
10. “Just stay in the fridge, because it’s cooler in here! Stop putting yourself in places that are too warm.”
11. “I’m hiding so that when you find me, you’ll be surprised and love me all over again. It’s simple science, guys.”
15. “Laptops are for sitting and warming butts, not for work or other weird activities.”
17. “Y’all need to RUN to the kitchen when you hear a can opener, alright. That’s when the magic happens.”
18. “Also, we know that names don’t matter in the real world. Feel free to ignore everything.”
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